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Here are some reasons --not good ones-- on why you should visit The Aviary, TODAY!

Note: We Do NOT Encourage Flash Photography Within 100 Yards Of Our Birds. Go Ahead. Try It. Then You'll Understand.

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Fun! Excitement! Thrills!

Riding on our extremely unstable, flip-over-any-minute Flamingo Boat in Lake Death, infested with our newly made poisonous hybrid flamingos!

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Great fun!

Running!

Screaming!

Fleeing!

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Educational for the Kids!

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See the hybrid penguins in the Center's underwater viewing area!

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Now with paved roads!

Makes Ya Wanna Run Right Out, Jump In The Car, And Come On Over, Don't It?
Well? What Are Ya Waiting For? We're Open 24-7 And Sometimes 25-8!

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